Alas, this is what happens when you marry off the Queen of all Dates to the King of all Drupes, an umami aristocracy of royal proportions. The paparazzi! Dear heavens, the cameras, it was madness. California grown Deglet Noor dates, nutty and subtly sweet, making bedroom eyes over at tangy, sharp, toasty California walnuts, and to send you over the moon, dear paramour, a generous sprinkle of cinnamon, allspice, and sea salt. When you find your mouth full of this luscious bounty of baronial goodies, you'll be fending off your own paparazzi.