Don't let the name of this state-of-the-art technology fool you, the Halvalocator is a 4 pound dog who is able to use her paws to reply within nanoseconds to your location inquiry. Please dog in mind that it's impossible for her to know who has what at any given time—a retailer may even be out of stock—so please know you're not barking up the wrong tree, it's just a ruff day, and dog-gone it, sure enough, it'll be back in stock soon.