Where to start... Listen, you're not indecisive. You have discerning tastes. You like chocolate AND vanilla. This does not make you a bad person. You're a terrific person, the total opposite of a misanthrope. You're a halva altruist. Deep, dark, delicious chocolate, paired ever-so-chunkily with luxurious, creamy, velvety, floral, intoxicating vanilla.