We have given into the will of the people. We have created for you the most chocolatey halva on this planet. And not only did we take on this task with outrageous amounts of zeal and excitement—we took on the task by not using some ho-hum-bland chocolate you find in those other... dare-we-even-call-it-halva; NAY, we've sourced for you the most robust, beautiful, organic, deep, dark, high-cocoa-content outrageously chocolatey chocolate for this halva. The chocolate notes are complex: rich, decadent, fudgy, and titillatingly almost nutty—you will be hard-pressed to be able to ask yourself, "Where's the chocolate?"
And so here we are, undulating with lusciousness. The neighbors will hear you.